During a sad point in my deli career, I received a record low secret shopper score, primarily for not smiling. In an attempt to earn my way back into the good graces of HR, my self-imposed penance is to make a meat and cheese smiley each shift with the materials at hand. 

For when you can not smile, the meat surely will! Say cheese! Each smiley is $15 dollars. New ones added weekly.

MEAT SMILEYS

Easy Peasy
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Love is sick
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The Grinch
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Heart a Ham
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Ham Burgular
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Smile Like You Mean It
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Earl
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Deli Girls Don't Cry
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Sup Cutie
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I Ham Unsure
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I'm so Provo-Lonely
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Old Women Love Me Says the Olive Loaf
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That's Baloney, No Bologna
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I'm Spicy And I know it
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Not As Spicy
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My Fake Lashes Bring All the Boys to the Yard
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Meat Me At The Holiday Inn
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Hug a Ham
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Thiccut Smile
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Nerd Alert
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I love u 2
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Franklin
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Lil Pep
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Baby Swiss Has a Six Pack
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Debbie
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Jacks
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2020 Be like
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Balonely
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Stanley
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Heather
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Would I Make A Good Mom?
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Cat Eyes Meow
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Deli Dancer
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Luke is Warm
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Damn Imma Sad Ham
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Holly
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I only want the Turkey if It's Moist Enough
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Sam the Witch
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Dillon
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xoxo
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Chewy
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Molly
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Justin
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Frank
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Deli Rapper
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Sam
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Never Been Kissed
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Larry
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I went to art school
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Leonard
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I'm a Deli Baby
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Deli Days of Our Lives
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I'm Not Much of A Hugger
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Don't Be a Shy Ham
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Charlie
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Salami Spa Day
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Colby say Cheese
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Terry
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Wayne
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Beef Cakes
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Jim
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Mo Mortadella
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The Deli Uncle Chuckle
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xoxo
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Ham Man Bun
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Dan
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Record Low Smile Score
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Mom I can Taste the Nitrates
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Am I happy to live in Nebraska?
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Donald Judd Slices on a 39
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Ham Gone Wild
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Fresh AF
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Deli Dancer
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In the Nude
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Eye Eye Popeye
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Doris
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Chedda Believe I'm Cute
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Onion Breath
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Cheat-Ho Smiley
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Tinder and Trident
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Peppermint Bologna
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Later H8ter
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Smile With Your Eyes
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He Had Good Intentions
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Hey Kiddo
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How's the weather out there?
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Lincoln Logs
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Sunshine
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Deli Hottie
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Diane
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It's just Lunch!
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Little League
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Lazarus
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Deb
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Joe Nose
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Brian wears Dockers
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RB
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Don't Be A Square
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Ham Salad is For Lovers
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Falling Apart
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Dark Meat
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Truly
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Johnny Salami
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Oliver
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Hug a Ham
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Jess
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Phil
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Sorry Charlie
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That'll Do Me
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Scrappy Doo
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Shower Time
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Jerry
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Gregory
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What a Hunk, a Chunk
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Felt Cute, Might Delete Later
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My Eyes Are Meatballs
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Eggstacy
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Fred
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All Natural
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Love Me Or Leave Me
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Let Us Remember The Salad Bar
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OR is MORE
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Tuna Go Fish
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Life is the Pits
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Cyclops Is A Cold Cut
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NOFOMO
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All My Friends Live In My Phone
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You Can't Spell Meat without Me
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Salami Has A Hard Day
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Meat is Meat
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ASL
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Brad
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Salami Has A Hair Day
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Jack
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Grandma loves you
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Monica
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Cheddar is Better
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Charcuterie Sure is A Hard Word To Say
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Damn the Ham and the Man
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Golden Brown
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Megan Is A Vegan
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Fun Meat
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Me, He, Meh.
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Beach Please
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What the Duck, Just My Luck
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Ahhh Hahaha
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Monday Mood
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Just Another Day In Paradise
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The Bresaola
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Tickle Me Pickle
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Wakey Wakey
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A Good Wad
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Snow Day Hey
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Tis The Season
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Go Eat Oscar Mayer
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Slice Me I dare you
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Lil Hammy
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Base Balls
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What's Shakin' Bacon?
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Nebraska Has A Nice Shape
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Me Cheesin
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Doug
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Grin And Greet Within Ten Feet
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Deli Man of My Dreams
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Americans Love Alliteration
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Blessed and Dog Obsessed
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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Oh so Pretty
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Carly
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Narcissus A Slice
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In Need of a Bang Trim
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Johnny Salami
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The Deli Winker
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Scrappy
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Blaze
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Chuck
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It is What it is
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Jason
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Provolone is the Loneliest Cheese
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I Only Have Eyes For You
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She Giggles Too Much
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Be Mine
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Jimmy or John
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I Feel Bad For Malls
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Long Texts On the Beach
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A Hot Topic, A Hot Pocket
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Chad
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Karl
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I'll be Your Google
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Hipster Ham double smokes
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Rosa
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Kelly
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Pepper Anne
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Ham Is Not My Jam
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Kip
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Chelsea
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Della
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Just Do It
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Jennifer
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Kimberly
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