During a sad point in my deli career, I received a record low secret shopper score, primarily for not smiling. In an attempt to earn my way back into the good graces of HR, my self-imposed penance is to make a meat and cheese smiley each shift with the materials at hand. 

For when you can not smile, the meat surely will! Say cheese! Each smiley is $15 dollars. New ones added weekly.

Peggy
from $15.00
Kiddo
from $15.00
My Girl Don't Dine with Swine
from $15.00
Easy Peasy
from $15.00
Ridiculous Nicholas
from $15.00
I Don't Eat Anything Green
from $15.00
Craig
from $15.00
Ali
from $15.00
Mr. Manager Man
from $15.00
Bill
from $15.00
Lou Onion
from $15.00
Pick Me Pickle
from $15.00
Two Faced
from $15.00
Annie
from $15.00
Dilbert
from $15.00
Lil Pep
from $15.00
GoDaddy.com
from $15.00
Too Spicy to Smile
from $15.00
Tickle a Baby In Another Mom's Cart
from $15.00
Cool (refried) Beans
from $15.00