
During a sad point in my deli career, I received a record low secret shopper score, primarily for not smiling. In an attempt to earn my way back into the good graces of HR, my self-imposed penance is to make a meat and cheese smiley each shift with the materials at hand.
For when you can not smile, the meat surely will! Say cheese! Each smiley is $15 dollars. New ones added weekly.
MEAT SMILEYS

Peggy
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Kiddo
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My Girl Don't Dine with Swine
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Easy Peasy
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Ridiculous Nicholas
from $15.00
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I Don't Eat Anything Green
from $15.00
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Craig
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Ali
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Mr. Manager Man
from $15.00
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Bill
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Lou Onion
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Pick Me Pickle
from $15.00
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Two Faced
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Annie
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Dilbert
from $15.00
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Lil Pep
from $15.00
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GoDaddy.com
from $15.00
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Too Spicy to Smile
from $15.00
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Tickle a Baby In Another Mom's Cart
from $15.00
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Cool (refried) Beans
from $15.00
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