BIEBER SALAMI

Graying middle aged dad across the counter: "I need some salami."

"Ok do you know what kind of salami you would like?"

"Yeah I just want mainstream salami.......it's for my daughter."

Ah yes, the mainstream salami, as opposed to those artsy hipster loner high quality expensive pretentious circles of outsider meat.

"You got it."

#biebersalami