I'm Still Single

From the Deli diaries: Dillon the dishwasher was surprised to find that I'm pushing 30 years old.

"Well I hope you can find a boyfriend soon, you know, because I don't want you to be lonely your whole life"

"Thanks Dillon" I mutter...as a slice of slimy, overly processed, willowbrook turkey falls on my head.

#contentment