Call me a Romantic

Grey-haired middle aged man rightfully asks:

“What is the difference between the two hard salamis you got here?”

ME: “Well so the Dilusso hard salami is “better”.

MAN: “Right, but like better “theoretically” (air quotes)

ME: “Yeah there’s like a brochure for it, and it’s even gluten free” (GF)

MAN: “Plus it’s a flower shape……

ME: EXACTLY, valid point.

We share a knowing a glance. His body presses closer against the glass case. His voice softens….

MAN: ……”it’s almost romantic”

#romanticsalami #delidiaries